Saturday, 17 November 2018

shopping and knicker dropping

A little update. I've googled can you die from crying. The good news is no you cant! Thank fuck because if you could id have been a gonner last night. Anyway I feel so much better today. I slept pants. I had a few bad dreams. And was worried I would get judged for my last post. But I think I'm safe I only have 5 readers lol.
So today I got my shit together as all mums do .And  dolly had her first swimming lesson. She loves the water but just like her mum and dad she didn't want to do what the instructor said, she wanted to try and grab the other kids and play, (me and reece don't go round grabbing kids, just to put the record straight, I just mean we are easily distracted!) I had to get down to by birthday suit in front of all the other mums. I wasn't that nervous once I was bare butt naked, at the end off the day we all have one tit bigger than the other! A lot of the mums went in the cubicle but I just couldn't be arsed the cart all my stuff across the dressing room. So I just went with it.
After swimming it was food shop time. We spent a bomb but still have nothing to eat all week! We have a tiff every time we go shopping, as reece insists on taking a list and having to stop and cross things off every time we put something in the trolly. He also feels the need to quiz me on it. "pasta?"
"yes"
"hot dogs?"
"yeeeees"
"soup"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP or soup will be the only thing you will be able to consume in a minute " By this point I don't care if Gloria on isle 3 hears me.
I managed to pick up some Christmas gifts as well. I am the shittest present giver ever I'm just so random. For example I picked my friend up huge flower print knickers. The kind you can tuck your tits in. She's pregnany she doesn't realise it yet but she will need them. I might grab her some pile cream also. Ill just write on the tag "gifts from the north PILE". Mums got some teatowels and reece has a giant bib with suckers on that stick to the mirror to catch the hairs when you are shaving!


4 comments:

  1. this made me laugh lol 🤣🤣 im rubbish at presies to ! glad you don’t go round grabbin kids 🤣🤣🤣xxx

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  2. so glad you’re feeling better love x

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  3. Thank you, I think blogging helps process things x

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