It’s Britney baby

Shaun wants me to go help clean the kitchen but naaaah id rather chat to you guys about my bedding drama instead. I've emptied the bins and tied a condom to the bath room tap what more does he want? Yes you read that correct. I've used our last condom out the emergency stash to tie to our bathroom tap. Its being put to good use its full of white vinegar and is eroding lime scale.
About my bedding. I mentioned before that my last lot was diamante and shaun hated it because it was scratching on his face. So we had to ditch it and get another. Which I hated because it was to pateney. So we settled on a 3rd which was okay. It wasn't the £150 kylie minouge set that I originally wanted but it was nice enough. I've grown to like it and this morning the stitching has come undone and the pillowcase has a massive hole in. Today is operation buy new bedding....AGAIN! In 1 month this will be my 4th lot!
As mentioned yesterday I went out last night with mum, dad and shaun. I took them to a bar with a  hotdog stand in, you get free bags of popcorn and the walls are covered in AstroTurf. Mum was in her element and dad was way out his comfort zone. But after an overpriced pinacolada he was head-butting popcorn and sipping cocktails like he does is daily.
I think lottie missed us at bed time because shaun's mum called us and lottie was screaming the house down.  But by the time we got home she was fast on. We got home to a sleeping baby and a pile of shitty clothes what more could we ask for.
Since I told everyone about my blog being sent to NHS England my views have gone back up and the positivity has been amazing. Its crazy to hear strangers saying how much they enjoy reading about my life. And ive now reached over 7000 views.
One problem though. I get to see who is reading my blog and how they get directed to it. Do they click on a link via facebook or twitter ect. This morning I saw a new link Britney, now who ever you are Brittany I appreciate the support but I don't appreciate the bare ass and boobs I saw when I clicked the link!
Due to this I've tried to modify my setting, to prevent this happening again. So if you experience any issues, such as not being able to read my blog the same please message me.
So I'm of now to buy my new bedding and a doormat cyaaaaa.
P.S Britney piss off!